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Imagine this: You go to a delicious dinner with your oh-so-handsome crush. Afterward, he invites you back to his place for a drink. As you cozy up on the sofa and sip wine, he takes off his shirt to make himself more comfortable
It all started with the Women Haters Club which failed to control the intermixing of the sexes every time Alfalfa wandered off to do goo-goo-eyes with Darla. We all grew up and left the gang behind. Now there is the grown-up club, the Hair Club for Men.
When it comes to grooming, men have followed the lead of women in recent years, and opted for a hair free body. There is no shame in a man admitting to waxing or shaving these days, preferring a polished torso to a hairy chest. Nothing wrong with a bit of a tidy up but men stripping themselves of all masculinity completely seems a waste.
Like many physical traits, the amount of hair on the buttocks varies from person to person. For the most part, hair on the buttocks is more of a cosmetic feature than a medical one. Your genes determine how much body hair you have, as well as what kind of hair you have, such as color and texture.
How dare she, a womanreveal such an unsightly thing? Well, to all of you chastising Miley and her armpit hair, you need to take a breather and realize that not only is body hair natural, but being hairy is good for you … or so says science. Not only is being hairy good for you, no matter your gender, but it also tells a lot about the inner workings of your body, like your circulation and possibly even your intelligence.
Some men may have hairy backs. Women can sometimes have hairy backs, too. Common beauty or fashion standards may make people feel like having a hairy back is undesirable or unattractive.